Mouthy Momma
Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today - Not Today Sleeves
Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today - Not Today Sleeves
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Introducing the perfect shirt for all the amazing moms out there who deserve a bit of lighthearted humor in their lives: the "Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today" Mom Shirt. This fun and stylish garment is designed to bring a smile to your face while expressing your unique sense of humor and resilience.
Crafted with care, this shirt features a bold and eye-catching front design that reads "Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today." It's a playful yet relatable way of capturing the ups and downs of motherhood, showcasing your ability to handle whatever challenges come your way. The witty phrase adds a touch of sass and attitude, reminding everyone to think twice before engaging in unnecessary foolishness.
But that's not all! The "Not Today" sleeves further enhance the shirt's charm, giving you an extra dose of assertiveness. They serve as a gentle reminder that, today, you're not willing to entertain any unnecessary distractions or drama. Whether you're juggling a thousand tasks, dealing with toddler tantrums, or just need some "me" time, these sleeves symbolize your firm stance to keep your focus on what truly matters.
Comfort is a top priority, which is why this mom shirt is made from soft and breathable fabric, ensuring a cozy and enjoyable wearing experience. The shirt's classic fit is designed to flatter all body types, providing the perfect balance between style and comfort. With its versatile design, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or your favorite mom-attire.
Wear the "Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today" Mom Shirt with pride, whether you're running errands, attending school events, or enjoying a well-deserved night out with friends. It's a fantastic conversation starter, letting other moms know that you understand the challenges they face and are ready to take them on with a touch of humor and grace.
This shirt also makes a fabulous gift for your mom-friends who need a little pick-me-up or for baby showers and Mother's Day. Show your support and solidarity with fellow moms by donning this shirt and spreading a few laughs along the way.
So, why wait? Embrace your inner supermom, channel your unique style, and keep the dumbfuckery at bay with the "Can We Please Keep The Dumbfuckery To An Absolute Minimum Today" Mom Shirt. Let the world know that you're ready to tackle anything that comes your way, all while looking effortlessly fabulous.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |






